December 2010
7 posts
“Sooner or later, we’re going to run out of things to go wrong. Then,...”
– Jamie Hyneman
“I spent maybe six months just running scales with a metronome like a freak. I...”
– Ben Folds
Seriously?
Me: *hands in homework*
English Teacher: Ok. ... Wait. where's the symbolism and theme in this story? You didn't write about it.
Me: I wasn't sure what it was.
English Teacher: What do you mean, "you weren't sure?"
Me: I mean I'm not a literary analyst.
English Teacher: Well, you have to learn these things!
Me: *facepalm* That's why I'm here!
“In 1450, there were about a hundred new books published. Last year, there were...”
– Nick Hornby
“…and I’m breaking at least EIGHTY LAWS here just by having...”
– My Biology Teacher